I wanna be a saltine cracker.

3 points:

- Point 1: Crackers are versatile! You can eat them with soups, salads, with garnish or by themselves. This would mean that I could intermingle with anyone and everyone. I could get along with all, and they get along with me.

- Point 2: Crackers are addictive. I mean it! Can you eat just ONE cracker? I know I sure can't. They be good stuff.

- Point 3: Crackers make you thirsty. So, if I'm around any and everyone, and they continue to stay around me because I'm addictive, then I want them to become Thirsty for God because of me. I wanna be the salt, yo!